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brandikueber has written 47 posts for BRANDI

My First Physical

Physicals are weird. I had my first one a few months back. Yeah, yeah, sue me for waiting so long to get one. It’s not my fault I had a late sexual peak and a languid hesitation towards making doctor’s appointments. Anyway, I know physicals are all important and I will definitely continue to be checked out … Continue reading

#fbf

Last night I was looking at photos from my trip to Europe. I have been craving a trip so hard lately but life has kept my mind in other places. In an attempt to relive some of my European adventures, let me tell you a tale that is basically the scariest and funniest thing that … Continue reading

Oversharing

So I do this thing. I overshare. Oh, you’d like to know what that means? That means that when you want me to stop talking, I continue. That means when you are starting to get uncomfortable with what I am talking about, I continue. That means that when you leave the room to go to … Continue reading

I’m back

From where, you ask? Nowhere (but I did go to Hawaii for a hot second). And also everywhere. I’ve been working my worky job. I’ve been carving out time in my oddly busy schedule for my friends. I’ve been aiming to be more healthy without actually making any life changes. I’ve been scheming for bachelorette … Continue reading

Three Weeks in Europe

This is a totally cavalier post. I am just, you know, checking in from Dublin after exploring the rest of Europe for over two weeks. I’m not bragging at all, I promise. I mean, in a normal three weeks at home, I get to do all of the following things: Go to a sex show … Continue reading

Man Crush Monday

I saw some bands play this past weekend. Some of these bands consist of men. I would like to dedicate today to such men. Yes, that is right… I have rounded up some musical fellas for Man Crush Monday. Tim McIlrath [Rise Against] Tim, Tim, Tim… Oh how I love the intensity of your raspy, screamy … Continue reading

Nobody Likes You When You’re 23

Well kids, it’s official. I’m old. Dying, basically. I turned 23 last week. To be honest, I want to say all of the generic bull shit that you say on your birthday: “Oh I don’t feel any older.” “Oh thanks for all of the birthday wishes.” “Oh people are the best.” “Oh birthday people start … Continue reading

Imaginary (but very probable) Conversations with my Dad

As you may know, I am living at home. With my pops. If you know him, you know he’s quite the character. If you know me, you know I’m basically the same person. Nah, that’s not true. We have some differences. My dad is one of those dads… well, basically, he’s a dad. He’s a … Continue reading

The Fruits of Labour

Work, at this moment, is my life. I am 22. This is should not how things should be. Yet I am so content with how my life has progressed. My goal right now is to be constantly learning, constantly improving myself. Despite the fact that I have “taken a leave of absence” from school, I … Continue reading

Theme Tuesday #15

Today’s theme is … TOP 5 TUESDAY!!! Top 5 Episodes of Inbetweeners (note that if you don’t know what Inbetweeners is, stop whatever the fuck you are doing, turn on Netflix, and start watching) “Exam Time” Will drinks a lot of Red Bull and shits himself in an exam. Jay has a girlfriend but gets too clingy and dumps her. … Continue reading

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despite midterms, presentations, and assignments, I managed to sneak in a concert. shout out to @arcadefire for adding a little light to my week. 🙌 this is an old tree, this is a beautiful tree 🍂 on Wednesdays we wear pink 💕... #meangirls #yesterdaywasoctoberthird volunteering on the red carpet today #eiff #yeg this building has my ❤️ even though the A 141 air conditioning is unnecessary campus creepiness this morning 🌫

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