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My First Physical

Physicals are weird. I had my first one a few months back. Yeah, yeah, sue me for waiting so long to get one. It’s not my fault I had a late sexual peak and a languid hesitation towards making doctor’s appointments. Anyway, I know physicals are all important and I will definitely continue to be checked out … Continue reading

#fbf

Last night I was looking at photos from my trip to Europe. I have been craving a trip so hard lately but life has kept my mind in other places. In an attempt to relive some of my European adventures, let me tell you a tale that is basically the scariest and funniest thing that … Continue reading

Oversharing

So I do this thing. I overshare. Oh, you’d like to know what that means? That means that when you want me to stop talking, I continue. That means when you are starting to get uncomfortable with what I am talking about, I continue. That means that when you leave the room to go to … Continue reading

I’m back

From where, you ask? Nowhere (but I did go to Hawaii for a hot second). And also everywhere. I’ve been working my worky job. I’ve been carving out time in my oddly busy schedule for my friends. I’ve been aiming to be more healthy without actually making any life changes. I’ve been scheming for bachelorette … Continue reading

Imaginary (but very probable) Conversations with my Dad

As you may know, I am living at home. With my pops. If you know him, you know he’s quite the character. If you know me, you know I’m basically the same person. Nah, that’s not true. We have some differences. My dad is one of those dads… well, basically, he’s a dad. He’s a … Continue reading

Theme Tuesday #15

Today’s theme is … TOP 5 TUESDAY!!! Top 5 Episodes of Inbetweeners (note that if you don’t know what Inbetweeners is, stop whatever the fuck you are doing, turn on Netflix, and start watching) “Exam Time” Will drinks a lot of Red Bull and shits himself in an exam. Jay has a girlfriend but gets too clingy and dumps her. … Continue reading

MONDAY aka My Only Day Off

aka WHY DO I HAVE SO MUCH SHIT TO DO? What I need to do:  1. Dust the living rooms because my dad told me to. 2. Sweep, mop, and steam clean the floors because my dad told me to. 3. Vacuum the couches, chairs, and carpets because my dad told me to. 4. Do … Continue reading

Theme Tuesday #14

Today is New Year’s Eve… you can’t get more themey than that! First of all, HAPPY NEW YEARS (and Happy Holidays, sorry I forgot about that) to all you folks who nearly made it 2014. Give yourself a pat on the back, or a beer, or champagne, or a shit load of junk food (my … Continue reading

Theme Thursdays #2

I really did want to post this on Tuesday. I just didn’t get around to it. I was probably off being a bum somewhere. Oh the life I live… Today’s theme is … THING THURSDAY!!!!  Yeah, I don’t really have a better descriptor for that but don’t worry, you should enjoy this. So I never … Continue reading

Goodbye July

Well, you may have noticed that July is no longer. Last time we talked I was on the brink of travel. San Francisco treated me well. And I turned 22. That is my July in a nutshell. Everything else has been… um… less than interesting. That is why I haven’t written, folks. And I’m upset … Continue reading

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