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My First Physical

Physicals are weird. I had my first one a few months back. Yeah, yeah, sue me for waiting so long to get one. It’s not my fault I had a late sexual peak and a languid hesitation towards making doctor’s appointments. Anyway, I know physicals are all important and I will definitely continue to be checked out … Continue reading

Oversharing

So I do this thing. I overshare. Oh, you’d like to know what that means? That means that when you want me to stop talking, I continue. That means when you are starting to get uncomfortable with what I am talking about, I continue. That means that when you leave the room to go to … Continue reading

I’m back

From where, you ask? Nowhere (but I did go to Hawaii for a hot second). And also everywhere. I’ve been working my worky job. I’ve been carving out time in my oddly busy schedule for my friends. I’ve been aiming to be more healthy without actually making any life changes. I’ve been scheming for bachelorette … Continue reading

Nobody Likes You When You’re 23

Well kids, it’s official. I’m old. Dying, basically. I turned 23 last week. To be honest, I want to say all of the generic bull shit that you say on your birthday: “Oh I don’t feel any older.” “Oh thanks for all of the birthday wishes.” “Oh people are the best.” “Oh birthday people start … Continue reading

Imaginary (but very probable) Conversations with my Dad

As you may know, I am living at home. With my pops. If you know him, you know he’s quite the character. If you know me, you know I’m basically the same person. Nah, that’s not true. We have some differences. My dad is one of those dads… well, basically, he’s a dad. He’s a … Continue reading

The Fruits of Labour

Work, at this moment, is my life. I am 22. This is should not how things should be. Yet I am so content with how my life has progressed. My goal right now is to be constantly learning, constantly improving myself. Despite the fact that I have “taken a leave of absence” from school, I … Continue reading

Theme Tuesday #15

Today’s theme is … TOP 5 TUESDAY!!! Top 5 Episodes of Inbetweeners (note that if you don’t know what Inbetweeners is, stop whatever the fuck you are doing, turn on Netflix, and start watching) “Exam Time” Will drinks a lot of Red Bull and shits himself in an exam. Jay has a girlfriend but gets too clingy and dumps her. … Continue reading

MONDAY aka My Only Day Off

aka WHY DO I HAVE SO MUCH SHIT TO DO? What I need to do:  1. Dust the living rooms because my dad told me to. 2. Sweep, mop, and steam clean the floors because my dad told me to. 3. Vacuum the couches, chairs, and carpets because my dad told me to. 4. Do … Continue reading

Theme Tuesdays #13

Where to begin? Oh, well I guess I can say I’m alive. I’m not sure whether any of you were wondering that but this is me confirming that I am, in fact, alive. FUCKING BUSY but alive. But it’s Tuesday and I haven’t done this in a while so I thought I’d bring it back … Continue reading

Goodbye July

Well, you may have noticed that July is no longer. Last time we talked I was on the brink of travel. San Francisco treated me well. And I turned 22. That is my July in a nutshell. Everything else has been… um… less than interesting. That is why I haven’t written, folks. And I’m upset … Continue reading

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