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My First Physical

Physicals are weird. I had my first one a few months back. Yeah, yeah, sue me for waiting so long to get one. It’s not my fault I had a late sexual peak and a languid hesitation towards making doctor’s appointments. Anyway, I know physicals are all important and I will definitely continue to be checked out … Continue reading

#fbf

Last night I was looking at photos from my trip to Europe. I have been craving a trip so hard lately but life has kept my mind in other places. In an attempt to relive some of my European adventures, let me tell you a tale that is basically the scariest and funniest thing that … Continue reading

Oversharing

So I do this thing. I overshare. Oh, you’d like to know what that means? That means that when you want me to stop talking, I continue. That means when you are starting to get uncomfortable with what I am talking about, I continue. That means that when you leave the room to go to … Continue reading

I’m back

From where, you ask? Nowhere (but I did go to Hawaii for a hot second). And also everywhere. I’ve been working my worky job. I’ve been carving out time in my oddly busy schedule for my friends. I’ve been aiming to be more healthy without actually making any life changes. I’ve been scheming for bachelorette … Continue reading

Imaginary (but very probable) Conversations with my Dad

As you may know, I am living at home. With my pops. If you know him, you know he’s quite the character. If you know me, you know I’m basically the same person. Nah, that’s not true. We have some differences. My dad is one of those dads… well, basically, he’s a dad. He’s a … Continue reading

MONDAY aka My Only Day Off

aka WHY DO I HAVE SO MUCH SHIT TO DO? What I need to do:  1. Dust the living rooms because my dad told me to. 2. Sweep, mop, and steam clean the floors because my dad told me to. 3. Vacuum the couches, chairs, and carpets because my dad told me to. 4. Do … Continue reading

Theme Tuesdays #12

You know what? You don’t know me well enough. I mean, you’ve seen my double chin, but you don’t KNOW my double chin. Today’s theme is… TRUE STORY TUESDAY!!!!!! 1. Small towns. I come from one. And I have pet peeves about them. But more, I have peeves concerning the etiquette in which people discuss small towns. … Continue reading

Theme Tuesdays #11

I feel like I’ve been doling out a lot of solid advice lately. So right now I’m in an advice-giving mood. Today is … TIPS ON TUESDAY!!!! Yeah, it’s late. Whatever. I’m not giving you tips on time management. I hate being late but it’s something I generally tend to be. So yeah. Deal with it. … Continue reading

Theme Tuesdays #2

It’s that day again… Crappy ol’ Tuesday. I’m here, once again, to try to make it better for you (and for me because I am sick). Today is TRUE STORY TUESDAY!!! True Story Tuesdays are all about you getting to know me better. I’ll offer up a few “stories” about myself; they may be juicy, they … Continue reading

I wrote a little bit but I didn’t like it

So, as the title implies, I wrote something I intended to post earlier today (which I realise is now yesterday) but there’s something about it that I don’t like. Maybe it’s too sad. Maybe it’s too boring. Maybe it’s too dumb. I don’t know. But I’m not posting it now. Maybe I’ll post in later … Continue reading

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